Stress

How Stressed is Bevs?

1. Her favorite song for the moment is "Holy God We Praise Thy Name", the song used in St. Jude's Novena.
2. She chose to live near the St. Jude Church eventhough it is far from San Beda.
3. She collects useless quotable quotes from deranged law professors and students.
e.g. Prof: (Addressed to the whole class) Is there a rape qualified by treachery?
Student: Um, Sir, I don't think rape can be qualified by treachery.
Prof: Pwede! Kapag sa likod pinasok!
Student: Ngii.
4. She drinks water like a cow. *moo*
5. She bought three books of Naruto stickers and sticked them in her law books and codals.
6. She believes in good faith that the ice cream being sold at Mini-Stop for P15 is God's gift for her.
7. She is thinking of buying a pet fish so she can torture the poor thing by telling her daily rants about law school, the mountanous assignment, and the professors.
8. Her idea of resting is reading the codal provisions, writing notes and digesting cases.
9. She sends expired sandwhich to her friends. She also harass some of them by sending text messages at 3 in the morning.
10. Her idea of shopping is going to Recto to buy in the Rex Bookstore or the National Bookstore.

Bitter Day

Conversations between two bitter law students after being called in a recit and not being able to recite properly:

Student 1: Ang hirap kayang tandaan! Ang dami-dami!
Student 2: Kaya nga. Hirap din kasi mahina boses nya. Di you pa alam kung ano gusto nyang sagot.
Student 1: Correct! May hinahanap siyang exact na sagot na gusto nyang i-expound. I-remind mo nga na 100 pages ang assignment nya at madaming sauluhin at hindi lang siya ang subject natin today and for the week.
Student 2: Oo. Gusto nya exact din yung sagot eh hindi naman exact yung tanong niya.
Student 1: Pumapangit na siya sa paningin ko. Ang pangit mo sir!
Student 2: Oo. Suplado siya!
Student 1: Hindi siya makatao!
Student 2: Ang baba ng grade nya. Line of 7 lahat!
Student 1: Mangko-quota 'to. Kasi baka nasa isip nya madami masyadong 3rd year. 5 sections. Pakshet. Ang malas. Sana nagpadarts na lang ako kay "Prof. C". Baka pumasa pa ako at mataas ang grade.
Student 2: ...